What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:06

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
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Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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